Who?

Learning about me is simple. Just decode the following code block, which contains all the relevant information in a handy, condensed, neatly organized manner:

--------------------- OmniCode 0.1.7 ---------------------
sxy cm175 kg50 ske7dbbf&efc7a7.hands;face ha2f211a.ponytail 
eya9afb5.varies es= sp= Ag1982.10.31 anE.USSR hdd Lo32,6N-34,47E 
GM+2DN ZoS&d LARU(9)&EN(8)&HE(6)&UK(4) Edp(4) rl? Pl? RlD Kd! 
Cre(5).Sports.martial_arts Hbdancing.hip_hop&music.composition;guitar&writing 
MBINFP FHS BA- MvW&B&D IN12.WiFi;ADSL AdI.information&C.tea 
PrBash(6)&HTML/CSS(5)&Python(5)&LaTeX(1)&LUA(4)
-------- OmniCode (http://www.gadgeteer.net/omnicode/) --------

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Everything not mentioned here can easily be recovered by observation and/or questioning. It's really hard to have secrets on the Internet.

Contacting me

The preferred means of contacting me is iconmy email. Messages coming from me are signed with a GPG key icon0x5910CF33.

If real-time communication is desired, i can be reached through IRC on icon#chaosforge on QuakeNet, a small community dedicated to a game i am contributing music to. For a more personal channel of communication, an iconXMPP account and a iconbackup XMPP account exist.

I work as a teacher and administrator at the iconYoung Forest School of Esoteric Kung-Fu.

Previously, those who were hellbent on rewarding me materially for my work had to figure out my street address and send their support in an envelope. Well, not anymore. Now you can just use my PayPal account to in a very boring manner.